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When a Banker jumps out of a window, jump after him--that's where the money is.
-- Robespierre
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No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have, and I think he's a
dirty little beast.
-- W.S. Gilbert
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"Well, it don't make the sun shine, but at least it don't deepen the ♥♥♥♥."
-- Straiter Empy, in _Riddley_Walker_ by Russell Hoban
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Given sufficient time, what you put off doing today will get done by itself.
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For adult education nothing beats children.
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Fly me away to the bright side of the moon ...
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