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-- Avon
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You know what I'd really, really like? What I'd pay MONEY for? A ZX81 with
a disc drive. I *understood* the ZX81. It was so easy to interface stuff to
it.
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Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!
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What's this script do?
unzip ; touch ; finger ; mount ; gasp ; yes ; umount ; sleep
Hint for the answer: not everything is computer-oriented. Sometimes you're
in a sleeping bag, camping out.
(Contributed by Frans van der Zande.)
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-- "Broadcast News"
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