Person 1: Knock-knock.
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Justin.
Person 2: Justin who?
Person 1: Justin time for dinner!

Person 1: Knock-knock.
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Lettuce.
Person 2: Lettuce who?
Person 1: Lettuce in, it's cold out here!

Person 1: Knock-knock.
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Wooden shoe.
Person 2: Wooden shoe who?
Person 1: Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

Person 1: Knock-knock.
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Atch.
Person 2: Atch who?
Person 1: Bless you!

Person 1: Knock-knock.
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Interrupting pirate.
Person 2: Interrup...
Person 1: ARRRRRRR!

Person 1: Knock-knock.
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Boo.
Person 2: Boo who?
Person 1: Don't cry, it's just me!

Person 1: Knock-knock.
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cow says.
Person 2: Cow says who?
Person 1: No, silly! A cow says "Mooooo!"


7,677 VOTES
Yo Mama
She took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said, "we don't do curtains."
4,3283,349Is this funny?
2
7,257 VOTES
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving.
4,0893,168Is this funny?
3
5,491 VOTES
Last Christmas
Yo Mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
3,1002,391Is this funny?
4
5,511 VOTES
Scale
Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
3,1102,401Is this funny?
5
5,280 VOTES
Yo Mama so fat
She wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled Taxi!
2,9792,301Is this funny?
6
3,519 VOTES
Judy
She has so many double chins she looks like she is staring at you over a pile of pancakes.
1,9031,616Is this funny?
7
3,200 VOTES
Lipstick
Yo Mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
1,7341,466Is this funny?
8
3,305 VOTES
Yo Mama
She got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
1,6301,675Is this funny?
9
2,634 VOTES
Yo Mama
Once she jumped in the water, everone ran out yelling, "Tsunami!"
1,2261,408Is this funny?
10
2,550 VOTES
Yo Mama
So fat that your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss he'd have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up!
1,1771,373Is this funny?
11
1,798 VOTES
Picture taking
Hey my friend, You are so much fat that when the family has their picture taken, you’re the background.
7811,017Is this funny?
12
2,030 VOTES
Fat lady is lying on the beach
A lifeguard approaches her and says, "Excuse me ma'am, could you please leave the beach?" The obese lady replies, "Why? What's wrong?" Well you see, says the lifeguard, "It's getting pretty late, and the tide wants to come in!"
8691,161Is this funny?
13
1,963 VOTES
Bungee Jumping Mamma
Your Mama's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
8211,142Is this funny?
14
1,898 VOTES
Japan
Yo Mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini they all started yelling, "Godzilla Godzilla!"
7471,151Is this funny?
15
1,075 VOTES
Famine
Two guys were walking down two different streets. They meet each other at an intersection and look at each other intently.

Fat man to the other: Seems like someone's been through a famine.
Skinny man replied: Now I know who caused it.
413662Is this funny?
16
1,153 VOTES
Yo Mama
When she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride her!
437716Is this funny?
17
1,420 VOTES
Yo Mama
So fat when she sat on the toilet she said A B C D E F G get your fat ass off me.
539881Is this funny?
18
1,325 VOTES
Biggest loser
He's so fat when they applied for the biggest loser tv show. They said, "sorry, there's a weight limit."
500825Is this funny?
19
1,058 VOTES
A man with a cork
One day in the locker room, Bob sees a fat man with a cork in his ass. Curious, he asks the fat man how it got there. "Well," says the fat man, "I was walking along the beach when I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke and this great magnificent guy in a turban came rolling out, it said, I am a genie.

For releasing me I can grant you one wish? And I said, 'No s**t!'"

392666Is this funny?
20
1,185 VOTES
Yo Mama
The animals at the zoo feed her.
386799Is this funny?
21
1,034 VOTES
Weighing
If weight is a number, then mine is unlisted.
306728Is this funny?
22
848 VOTES
Diet
A fat lady says to Big Bertha, "I have had it with dieting... I lost two pounds last week and nobody noticed."
200648Is this funny?
23
787 VOTES
You know you're fat when...
The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. You know the true meaning of the word plus-size. You can't see your feet without sitting down.
188599Is this funny?
24
907 VOTES
Fat Pun
What is the difference between a skinny person and a fat person? The skinny person is a very lean and the fat person is very jell-ous.
200707Is this funny?
25
768 VOTES
At the beach
There's a huge woman lying on the beach, getting a tan. Later in the day, a lifeguard comes to her and says...
Lifeguard: Excuse me ma'am, but when do you plan to leave the beach?
Lady: Why? What's the matter?
Lifeguard: "Well, the thing is, it's pretty late in the evening and the tide wants to come in.