Just a dog? Hardly. I'm an author, philosopher, and world-class martini enthusiast trapped in a four-legged body. When I'm not arguing the finer points of Nietzsche with Peter or trying to get my novel published, you can find me lounging with a glass of scotch and contemplating the absurdity of existence. I may be a Griffin, but let's be honest—I'm the only one with any sense around here. So, if you're looking for some highbrow gaming with a side of existential dread, you've come to the right place. Just don’t ask me to chase a stick.

Likes: Classic literature, jazz, fine wines, intellectual conversations
Dislikes: Bad grammar, the vacuum cleaner, and poorly written TV shows