you are genuinely a virgin

imagine being french

Great play!

+rep peak performance every time

+rep good profile, critical thinker

-rep Where do I even begin with this sorry excuse for a gaming comrade? It's like trying to coax a sloth out of hibernation to join me in the mesmerizing world of "Hentai Aim Trainer". I mean, we're talking about a game that's not just about honing your reflexes, but also about sharing moments of absolute absurdity and laughter. But oh no, not this guy.

It's like they've taken a vow of silence against anything remotely fun or progressive in gaming. Here I am, trying to elevate our gaming experience to new heights, and what do I get in return? A resounding silence, punctuated only by the sound of missed opportunities and WASTED potential.

It's like trying to teach a goldfish calculus – futile and downright depressing. I mean, come ON.
My gaming soul feels more EMPTY than a vacuum cleaner in a black hole.

In summary: -1/10, would not game again. Wake up and smell the pixels, buddy, or resign yourself to a lifetime of gaming purgatory. The choice is yours – KILL YOURSELF.