Recent reviews by eisoo-

nice game its fun

A Pretty Fun Game with many Tactics u dont really know if you start playing this game, keep it up c:

- CS GO is when coloring weapons are more expensive than cool gaming devices.
- CS GO is when you have to drop your beautiful kalash to the whole team.
- CS GO is when you open 20 chests and get 20 shirpa
- CS GO is when schoolchildren add you and offer over 9000 chests in exchange for your knife.
- CS GO is when a schoolboy adds you and starts begging for a gift of clothes with a price of 3,500 rubles, while giving the argument "yes, you're rich, what's it worth to you!".
- CS GO is when you are sent links to Trojans 10 times a day in the hope of cleaning your inventory.
- CS GO is when you get kicked out just because you're Russian.
- CS GO is when you burned your chair after playing in competitive mode.
- CS GO is when "globals" create 10 accounts each and get satisfaction playing against "kalash".
- CS GO is when you are a Russian Noob, if you stayed against five, killed four but did not finish off the fifth.
- CS GO is when you are a Russian Noob with a score of 21-7-10, and the nearest teammate has 8-0-16.
- CS GO is when you learned Polish and Swedish in one or two skating rinks.
- CS GO is when there are more Poles in the competitive mode than in Poland itself.
- CS GO is when you open A alone, and the bomb is already lost on B.
- CS GO is when your advice and questions are answered by "stfu".
- CS GO is when you merged three titles in a day just because every time you play against the "globals" playing from the second account.
- CS GO is when every third teammate is a loaded silver.
- CS GO is when five players with WUAs are playing against you.
- CS GO is when one "golden eagle" and four "kalash" throws against five "supremes".
- CS GO is when you land all 30 rounds in one player and put 99 in 7, and that random shot hits you in the head.
- CS GO is when VAC significantly bans professional players, but cannot ban cheaters who interfere with the game!