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3 people found this review helpful
6.2 hrs on record (5.0 hrs at review time)
Honestly the biggest, smelliest and hottest pile of dogsh*t I've ever played in my entire life.
Posted 5 November, 2022.
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9 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.7 hrs on record
Honestly, from the first moment of seeing Miranda, I knew we'd get along in some way.
I'm glad it worked out.
Posted 5 September, 2022. Last edited 5 September, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
103.4 hrs on record (39.9 hrs at review time)
Great game to become the new 2022 Lewis Hamilton.
Ever since buying this game, I've been crying left and right on how people are playing unfair.
10/10

(Kinda buggy tho.)
Posted 31 August, 2022. Last edited 24 November, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
4.2 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
Rubbish
Posted 23 July, 2022.
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0.4 hrs on record
I used to be a long-time PES player before I made the switch to Fifa again back in 2013/14.
I played Fifa until Fifa 18 and a few weeks/months ago I saw that PES (now eFootball) was going to be Free 2 Play.. Awesome!

Well... It turns out not to be so awesome haha.
I know it's like a barebone game right now as Konami has already said but at this point they shouldn't even put this game up for download anywhere, it's terrible.

The graphics are the same as they were 10 years ago with some of the weirdest faces ever. You've probably seen Messi and Ronaldo's face floating around the internet.
The UI seems very outdated and/or badly designed, for a Fifa player the buttons don't make a lot of sense by default, too many animation scenes, nearly impossible to defend, scenes tend to have a little freeze at the end of them and just slow gameplay in general.

I know I only played a tiny amount but it's the first impression that makes or breaks a game for me and this absolutely broke my heart... RIP PES
Posted 2 October, 2021.
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51 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
1,929.5 hrs on record (1,219.8 hrs at review time)
Even though I sank way more hours in to the game than steam will tell you (because I don't run the game through stream). It's possibly the worst game ever to be released and it's getting worse and worse every update/weapon balance/open beta they do. Population is coming to an all-time low and it's becoming unplayable.

The performance of the game should be pretty decent apart from the big lagspikes every once in a while due to the garbage dump(?!)
The community is absolutely terrible as they're incredibly toxic and the game is everything but newbie friendly.. The tutorial is close to being non existent just like the lack of fair matchmaking.

Customization is where this game shines, but who cares when everyone is running the game on potato settings (including myself) and just wears a full black outfit with some camo pantsus.

GG's LO for trying to fix this game but the game is nearing the end faster than you can say "Any Subberman in chat"

Do I recommend? Not really.
Posted 18 December, 2020.
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40 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
104.0 hrs on record (96.6 hrs at review time)
Graphically amazing (If your PC can handle it), gameplay is pretty decent as well c:
There's literally just 1 downside to the entire game and that is the "aim assist" with controllers, which is literally an aimbot.
Posted 18 December, 2020.
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152.5 hrs on record (54.3 hrs at review time)
vewy goog game <3
Posted 26 November, 2020.
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