The Guy - 😎
The Gal -
That Guy - Trevor
That Gal -
This Guy - Elliott
This Gal - 🅱rittany
The Black Guy - Sammy
The Mad Guy - Randy
The Bad Guy - Demon
& Guest Starring:
Oreo - Sean
binte - Cole
The Reverend - Nate
PK - Themself
Shrimp - Himself
Sniffany - Herself

Say something I like or find funny and it'll wind up here.

"I'd f-ck anybody." - Randy
"You mean... When you're not playing games, you're watching them?" - Cole
"How'd you know his name was Tucker?" - Billy
"They wont notice if there's no one to notice." - Oreo
"Hey butthroat" - Cole
"Proto Man is just a recolor of Mega Man." - Cole
"CAN'T CUCK THE TUCK" - Mas
"What ruined my last marriage?" "My ex wife." - Elliott's winning CAH hand
"Mmmmm! Gamer girl piss." - Nate
"Gamer boy juice! My only weakness!" - Anthony
"Thanks for checking in! I'm still a piece of garbage!" - Demon
"I want UT..." - Alex
"I got UT" - Alex's arc concludes
"I gots the Digital Wallet gating." - Trevor
"Why is it so fát ????" - Noah
"Me want pu--y NOW" - Ben (same)
"I like the part where it goes WAU WAU WAU" - Ike
"Thinking about those dorses aren'tcha" - Ike
"I just enjoyed fu--ing" - Elliott
"Who just texted me poopy piss fart??" - Ike
"You can drown while in the sea" - Noah
"I love b-tches who have prior trauma" - Jon B.
"You want a fug newton?" - Noah to his dog
"If women weren't so hot, I swear: I'd be gay" - Ike
"Where are all the big b-tches?" - Trivettinium
"My c-ck! You wouldn't!" - Trivettinium
"Have you guys ever had Sprite?" - Ethan
"F-ck the deers. ...WAIT" - Trivettinium 🦌🍆
"I'm about to have a Witherhoard shot come out my ass BRB-" - Ike
"You ever use a tax machine?" - Noah
"I wish I had a maid to bring me sippies [10 seconds later] and suck dinky" - Ike ➡️ "What the hell did you just say?" - Rider
"I forgot traps existed" - Noah 🌈
"Yeah, I (stutters) I love nuts and balls!" - Ethan 🌈
"I need a boy" - Trivettinium
"Gimme a stick of soda" - Noah (not real btw)
"Nothing makes my penis soft." - Noah 🌈❓
"We live for the sus moments." - Trivettinium
"Explain nothing. Kill the Jews." - Noah ✡
"Noah, could you finish already?" - Trivettinium
"If we don't raid tomorrow, I'm cut my d-ck off in LFG." - Noah
"You can dingle under your sh-t." - Noah
"F--k 'em. How about you f--k this?" - Trivettinium
"There's a second d-ck there!" - Noah 🌈
"IM GETTING SH-T ON" - Tyler
"I'd f-ck that pumpkin." - Noah
"love the f----- saint 14 cutscene" - Noah 🌈
"I'm pulling his c-ck out!" - Peethan
"I came out the p-ssy jamming to buck bumble" - Noah
"It's been a while since we've seen PP" - Peethan
"The trans p-rn is speaking to me" - Noah 🌈
"It's great to have his toes in my mouth." [us.rule34.xxx] - Noah 🦶🌈
"I get big b-tches." - Trivette
"Like, pleasingly long." - Trixette
"That's the c-ck and b-lls we live for." - Noah 🌈
"It's bouta be big autism time" - Peethan
"Dude, the f-gg-t deck kinda crazy" - Noah 🌈
"Why is it so hard to find tomboys on this site?" - Peethan
"That's it, I'm ruining my own buttcheeks after today" - Noah 🌈
"I would actually f-ck that man's butthole right now." - Noah 🌈
"I've become a p-dophile" - Trivette 👀
"God, I've never wanted to be a cake [i.kym-cdn.com] so bad in my life." - Noah 🎂💨
"You better get IN my balls." - Peethan
"Nice d-cks!" - Noah 🌈
"I WANTED THE PENIS KING" - Peethan 🌈
"I love the backshots" - Trevor
"I don't think you know what slavery means" - Plantation Master Noah
"He's busting!" - Noah 🌈
"Dude, I- e- y- e-" - Noah
"I'm sucking this man for his health." - Noah 🌈
"I think I can deal with a little doo-doo for that." - Noah on Saryn's ass
"Is it really a cat girlfriend if she isn't p-ssing on the carpet?" - Trivette 🙀
"Where do I c-m?" - Noah 💦
"What the dog doin'?" "Do the dog." - Dan & Trivette 🐶👀
"I just ate actual weenie" - Noah 🌈
"Dude... I'm over here gawkin'... on the uhhhhh glaive" - Noah 🌈
"Yeah, I would let Hildryn break me in half." - Peethan
"I love the idea of it being sucked back up into his -ss" - Noah 🌈
"You get the good succ" - Trivette 🌈
"Hard men make soft times." - Noah 🌈🍆
"A little d-ck goes a long way." - Trevor
"The semen, it burns...!" - Noah 🌈🍆
"At that point, you're not trans, you're a transformer." - Trivette
"You just need to be racist right now." - Elliott
"A dead body is best left unf-cked" - Trivette
"DUDE, FOUR INCHES IS A LOT" - Noah
"I love little boy" - Trivette
"Yeah, I'd rather be hawk tuahin'" - Noah 🌈👄🍆
"I can't believe that I just got f-cked in the actual a-s by that big guy." - Noah🌈
"C stands for cunny" - Trivette 😭
"What's the feet situation?" - Trivette Footman 🦶
"That dude is sucking me off" - Noah 🌈
"Sorry, I'm busy exploding Elliott." - Noah 🌈
"I could be gooning right now." - Ethan
"Undeafen me, I gotta c-m." - Noah 💦
"Clussy? Yeah, it's great." - Noah 🤡
"Yeah, I'm in the closet." - Noah 🌈
"Pvis made me gay, dude" - Noah 🌈
"Dude, square penis goes crazy." - Noah 🌈
"Dude, they added the psychic loli but they stretched her out to make her look like a normal person" - Noah 😭
"I feel like Trevor got that crazy bounce." - Noah 🌈
"Why can't you just hop on it?" - Trevor