I was trying to get popcorn at the stands for the new fast 8 movie and some big ass 3,9 dude came up and shot me with a colt 45 while his home boys finished me off with batons. I died in the hospital and I want to say how sorry I am that I cant be the leader of super internet... I forgot the rest of the name. But I sadly have to give it to the next in line... Dr. Phap. Dr. phap is a proud mexican who will surely run this group well. Again Im sorry im dead.

HA April fools fuckers. The best joke was phap being owner, ha.
Have a happy april and end of school, college, prostitution, or whatever you do.