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Comic-Book-Ninja-Flying-Supersoldier Noobfare is annoying the ♥♥♥♥ out of me.
Let's come up with ideas for alternatives that will not make us go RRRAAAGE.
And by us I mean me, who only plays it to chat with you guys.

Current suggestions:
Left 4 dead 2
Bad Company 2
Team Fortress 2
Unreal Tournament 3
Soldat (It's a free 2d shooting game that has MINIGUNS. Google it)
Tetris 3D, extra gore edition
Farmville Cutthroat version for pirates (the ones with the ships, not the swede torrenters)
Old Granny poopoo's sawing contest

Since none of these games have a very good voice chat, I suggest teamspeak as an alternative.

Also, everything is a sequel nowdays... =/