The First Church of Randy Savage

In the beginning Macho Man Randy Savage created the creamy heavens and the earth. 2 Now the earth was creamless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the cream, and the Spirit of Randy Savage was hovering over the creamy waters.
3 And Randy said, “Let there be cream,” and there was cream. 4 Randy saw that the cream was good, and he separated the light cream from the dark cream.5 Randy called the light cream “Light Cream,” and the dark cream he called “Dark Cream.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first creamy day.
6 And Randy said, “Let there be a vault between the creamy waters to separate cream from cream.” 7 So Randy made the vault and separated the cream under the vault from the cream above it. And it was so. 8 God called the vault “sky.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the second creamy day.
9 And Randy said, “Let the creamy water under the creamy sky be gathered to one place, and let dry creamy ground appear.” And it was so. 10 Randy called the dry creamy ground “The Ring,” and the gathered creamy waters he called “Not The Ring.” And Randy saw that it was good.
11 Then Randy said, “Let the land produce cream: cream-bearing cream plants and trees on the land that bear cream with cream in it, according to their various creamy kinds.” And it was so. 12 The creamy land produced cream: cream plants bearing cream according to their kinds and trees bearing cream with cream in it according to their creamy kinds. And Randy saw that it was good. 13 And there was evening, and there was morning—the third creamy day.
14 And Randy said, “Let there be cream in the vault of the sky to separate the Light Cream from the Dark Cream, and let them serve as signs to mark creamy times, and creamy days and years, 15 and let them be Light Creams in the vault of the sky to give Light Creams on the earth.” And it was so. 16 Randy made two great Light Creams—the greater Light Cream to govern the day and the lesser Light Cream to govern the night. He also made the cream stars. 17 Randy set them in the vault of the sky to give Light Cream on the earth, 18 to govern the day and the night, and to separate Light Cream from Dark Cream. And Randy saw that it was good. 19 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fourth creamy day.
20 And Randy said, “Let the cream water teem with living creamtures, and let cream birds fly above the cream earth across the creamy vault of the sky.” 21 So Randy created the great creamtures of the sea and every living creamy thing with which the cream water teems and that moves about in it, according to their creamy kinds, and every winged cream bird according to its creamy kind. And Randy saw that it was good. 22 Randy blessed them and said, “Be creamy and increase in number and fill the cream water in the cream seas, and let the cream birds increase on the cream earth.” 23 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fifth creamy day.