Official_document_dedicated_to_the_original_five.

It's a question which has been asked for ages upon ages. No, not just those kinds of ages. One must infer all kinds of ages; from the time the first child of man, after birth, looked up into the great abyss that was later known as the mind. That child, like all of us, wondered......and eventually this lead him to like-minded playmates creating a team of super babies who learned from each other, preparing themselves to become adults who would make more super babies. Those super babies would then go on to become adults who play dota 2 in a unique kind of way, a way that crushes all other styles of play.

Our historical documents were erased in the last update so we have no method to trace lineage to that original team of super babies, but if you are here, there is a good chance you are related to one of them. Now forget all that, we need to focus on the plan.


The following paragraph was secretly inscribed on a randomly selected vertebrae inside your body last night to ensure it cannot be removed:

The document above has not been secured in time in any way shape or form, and so may be altered by an O (Original Member). However, the scentence above this paragraph may not be changed by anyone who wishes to avoid having it replaced by one of their vertebrae. Yes, this means at least two of your vertebrae were inscribed. Actually, let's just get it out in the open, ALL of your vertebrae were inscribed. But don't worry because the laser we used is so precise we were able to create a font that allows the text to circle your vertebrae, allowing for enhanced nerve function. Your extra vertebrae not needed for any of the aformentioned text, are either being used for other secret clan documents, codes, cooking recipes, binary versions of group photos, or were simply removed and given to another member who previously lost a vertebrae but somehow earned the replacement. If after reading this you feel enlightened to the point you forgot the name of the Clan, just ask Vaulrek.