[Intro: Kyle Massey]
Whoo!
Yeah!
Yeah, what's up?
Go Cory! (Go, go!)
Go Cory! (Go, go, go, go!)
Listen up
Here we go!

[Verse 1: Kyle Massey]
I'm the new kid, moving in
Getting it done
And I'm officially the candidate
For having some fun
You know

[Background Vocals: Maiana Walsh]
You better calm down Cory
(yea yea)

[Verse 2: Kyle Massey]
I'm talking 'bout an all-out party
And we're getting it started
Mr. President, you mind some electric guitar?

[Background Vocals: Maiana Walsh]
Washington D.C. will never be the same
Cause we've got

[Bridge]
Cory, Cory, Cory
In the House (Yeah! It's a party every week, baby!)
Cory, Cory, Cory
Check it out (That's right, I'm in the House!)

He's gonna shake it up and change it (Shake it up)
Take it all and rearrange it (Just a little bit)
Got a new plan, hey Uncle Sam! (Look out now)
We've got Cory in the House! (Par-ty!)
Cory in the House! (I'm your man!)

nice memes

ayylmao

meme me up scotty ;^))

who the literal ♥♥♥♥ ruined the thing

I need more.

my life is a deep pink sink hole of painfull misery, being penetrated over and over, filled and stretched completely with light only to instantly go on sucking everything near it into its tight condensed warmhole

the associated games are great

gore
vore
porn
horn
lean
meme
green
machine
curses
purses
hats
cats
money
honey

♥♥♥ u kelpo

yes..............................................................................................he can

ok but can half left do THIS *chad whips out friendly heavy Chicken Leg*

can chad do THIS *whips out friendly heavy sandvich* pottis

because CHAD is a better man than u'll ever be............................. hit it chad............................ <- chad

why is the location of this CRUDDY group chad (meaning "cr*ppy h*ll a** d*mn" and not somewhere cool like the central african republic