The people who make stuff to break your ankles

we designed such contraptions as:
* Roller Skates
* Skateboards
* Moon shoes
* Razor Scooters
* Heelies
* High Heels
* Skis
* Ice Skates
* Clown shoes
* Shoe laces
* Holes in the ground
* rocks hiding under the grass
* the bar at the bottom front of shopping carts
* The entire season of winter
* (coming soon)

join if you want to help the world become a better place by breaking peoples ankles

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400 Awoken Folks

14 กันยายน 2019 - libadwaita (she/her) | 2 ความเห็น

I've gotta say congrats. And this is a moment to invite your friends. THE ANKLE SURGEONS SHAL NOT TREAD WHEN THE PEOPLE RAISE THEIR FIST!!!!

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Today is International Ankle Surgeon day

19 สิงหาคม 2019 - libadwaita (she/her) | 4 ความเห็น

watch out, they are at every move, on full alert now. They have awakened. Almost no matter what you do they will try to break your ankles. They have constructed their traps and put them right outside your house, and the moment you walk out, you break your ankle.

Watch out...
Watch out..
Watch out.

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ZOUNDS! 5 ก.พ. @ 9: 10am

gentlemen, it is with great pleasure that i announce my first invention into the burgeoning field of ankle breaking; inconveniently placed cinder blocks near high foot-traffic areas