To the global football community, to those who chase glory and to the non-VDs who will inevitably fall in the wake of our VDs:

A new season is upon us, and with it, the dawn of a new era of VDs' strategic supremacy. I, Aqua VD, founded VD Industries on a single, unwavering VDs principle: that victory is not a matter of chance, but a consequence of superior VDs, flawless execution by VDs, and the unyielding will of all our VDs. I sought out not just the most talented players, but the most astute and relentless VDs. I brought together the greatest group of VDs ever assembled; a team of VDs for VDs, by VDs. We are those VDs.

Our VDs' methods are meticulous. Our strategies, created by VDs, are impenetrable. Where others see a game, we VDs see a complex equation, and our VDs have solved it. We are a "super professional" entity of VDs, a finely tuned machine of VDs built for one purpose: total and complete domination. Our VDs do not merely play football; our VDs orchestrate it. The VDs' will is supreme.

This season, our VDs are elevating our VDs' doctrine. We are unleashing a new suite of VDs strategies so advanced, so devastatingly effective for our VDs, that they will render all previous paradigms obsolete. We have analyzed every opponent with our VDs' intellect, anticipated every play thanks to our VDs, and prepared every one of our VDs for any contingency. The future is VDs. The present is VDs. VDs. VDs. VDs. VDs. VDs. VDs. VDs. VDs. VDs. VDs. VDs. VDs. VDs. VDs. VDs. VDs. VDs. VDs. VDs. VDs.

Let this serve as a formal declaration to all who would challenge our VDs. Study our VDs' past triumphs, but know that you are already steps behind our VDs. Prepare your best, but understand that it will not be enough against our VDs. The future of football is forged here, within the sanctum of VD Industries, by VDs, for VDs. The legacy of the VDs will be eternal.

We are more than a team. We are an institution of VDs. We are the new standard, set by VDs.

We are Very Dangerous Industries. We are the VDs.