wuz gud

Hey comrades I'm a heterosexual male and I love women. Anyway how are we going to defeat that monster that I'm not attracted to because I am a heterosexual male with a girlfriend on this pink planet which I dislike because pink is gay and not representative of my straight values at all ha ha ha. Did I mention how much I love women? Like man, women are so feminine and go perfect with the male sexual organ known as the penis (which I use on the opposite gender obviously because I'm not gay and totally straight haha).

yeah boy