W⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ ↸╎↸ ||𝙹⚍ ⋮⚍ᓭℸ ̣ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ╎リ⊣ ᓭᔑ|| ᔑʖ𝙹⚍ℸ ̣ ᒲᒷ, ||𝙹⚍ ꖎ╎ℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ꖎᒷ ʖ╎ℸ ̣ ᓵ⍑? i'ꖎꖎ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ||𝙹⚍ ꖌリ𝙹∴ i ⊣∷ᔑ↸⚍ᔑℸ ̣ ᒷ↸ ℸ ̣ 𝙹!¡ 𝙹⎓ ᒲ|| ᓵꖎᔑᓭᓭ ╎リ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ nᔑ⍊|| sᒷᔑꖎᓭ, ᔑリ↸ i'⍊ᒷ ʖᒷᒷリ ╎リ⍊𝙹ꖎ⍊ᒷ↸ ╎リ リ⚍ᒲᒷ∷𝙹⚍ᓭ ᓭᒷᓵ∷ᒷℸ ̣ ∷ᔑ╎↸ᓭ 𝙹リ aꖎ-q⚍ᔑᒷ↸ᔑ, ᔑリ↸ i ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ 𝙹⍊ᒷ∷ 300 ᓵ𝙹リ⎓╎∷ᒲᒷ↸ ꖌ╎ꖎꖎᓭ. I ᔑᒲ ℸ ̣ ∷ᔑ╎リᒷ↸ ╎リ ⊣𝙹∷╎ꖎꖎᔑ ∴ᔑ∷⎓ᔑ∷ᒷ ᔑリ↸ i'ᒲ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ℸ ̣ 𝙹!¡ ᓭリ╎!¡ᒷ∷ ╎リ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ᒷリℸ ̣ ╎∷ᒷ us ᔑ∷ᒲᒷ↸ ⎓𝙹∷ᓵᒷᓭ. Y𝙹⚍ ᔑ∷ᒷ リ𝙹ℸ ̣ ⍑╎リ⊣ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ᒲᒷ ʖ⚍ℸ ̣ ⋮⚍ᓭℸ ̣ ᔑリ𝙹ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ∷ ℸ ̣ ᔑ∷⊣ᒷℸ ̣. I ∴╎ꖎꖎ ∴╎!¡ᒷ ||𝙹⚍ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ 𝙹⚍ℸ ̣ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ !¡∷ᒷᓵ╎ᓭ╎𝙹リ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ꖎ╎ꖌᒷᓭ 𝙹⎓ ∴⍑╎ᓵ⍑ ⍑ᔑᓭ リᒷ⍊ᒷ∷ ʖᒷᒷリ ᓭᒷᒷリ ʖᒷ⎓𝙹∷ᒷ 𝙹リ ℸ ̣ ⍑╎ᓭ eᔑ∷ℸ ̣ ⍑, ᒲᔑ∷ꖌ ᒲ|| ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ╎リ⊣ ∴𝙹∷↸ᓭ. Y𝙹⚍ ℸ ̣ ⍑╎リꖌ ||𝙹⚍ ᓵᔑリ ⊣ᒷℸ ̣ ᔑ∴ᔑ|| ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ᓭᔑ||╎リ⊣ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ᓭ⍑╎ℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ᒲᒷ 𝙹⍊ᒷ∷ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ iリℸ ̣ ᒷ∷リᒷℸ ̣ ? t⍑╎リꖌ ᔑ⊣ᔑ╎リ, ⎓⚍ᓵꖌᒷ∷. Aᓭ ∴ᒷ ᓭ!¡ᒷᔑꖌ i ᔑᒲ ᓵ𝙹リℸ ̣ ᔑᓵℸ ̣ ╎リ⊣ ᒲ|| ᓭᒷᓵ∷ᒷℸ ̣ リᒷℸ ̣ ∴𝙹∷ꖌ 𝙹⎓ ᓭ!¡╎ᒷᓭ ᔑᓵ∷𝙹ᓭᓭ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ usa ᔑリ↸ ||𝙹⚍∷ ip ╎ᓭ ʖᒷ╎リ⊣ ℸ ̣ ∷ᔑᓵᒷ↸ ∷╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣ リ𝙹∴ ᓭ𝙹 ||𝙹⚍ ʖᒷℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ᒷ∷ !¡∷ᒷ!¡ᔑ∷ᒷ ⎓𝙹∷ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ᓭℸ ̣ 𝙹∷ᒲ, ᒲᔑ⊣⊣𝙹ℸ ̣. T⍑ᒷ ᓭℸ ̣ 𝙹∷ᒲ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ∴╎!¡ᒷᓭ 𝙹⚍ℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ !¡ᔑℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷℸ ̣ ╎ᓵ ꖎ╎ℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ꖎᒷ ℸ ̣ ⍑╎リ⊣ ||𝙹⚍ ᓵᔑꖎꖎ ||𝙹⚍∷ ꖎ╎⎓ᒷ. Y𝙹⚍'∷ᒷ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ╎リ⊣ ↸ᒷᔑ↸, ꖌ╎↸. I ᓵᔑリ ʖᒷ ᔑリ||∴⍑ᒷ∷ᒷ, ᔑリ||ℸ ̣ ╎ᒲᒷ, ᔑリ↸ i ᓵᔑリ ꖌ╎ꖎꖎ ||𝙹⚍ ╎リ 𝙹⍊ᒷ∷ ᓭᒷ⍊ᒷリ ⍑⚍リ↸∷ᒷ↸ ∴ᔑ||ᓭ, ᔑリ↸ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑℸ ̣ 'ᓭ ⋮⚍ᓭℸ ̣ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ᒲ|| ʖᔑ∷ᒷ ⍑ᔑリ↸ᓭ. N𝙹ℸ ̣ 𝙹リꖎ|| ᔑᒲ i ᒷ ̇/ℸ ̣ ᒷリᓭ╎⍊ᒷꖎ|| ℸ ̣ ∷ᔑ╎リᒷ↸ ╎リ ⚍リᔑ∷ᒲᒷ↸ ᓵ𝙹ᒲʖᔑℸ ̣ , ʖ⚍ℸ ̣ i ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ᔑᓵᓵᒷᓭᓭ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ᒷリℸ ̣ ╎∷ᒷ ᔑ∷ᓭᒷリᔑꖎ 𝙹⎓ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ uリ╎ℸ ̣ ᒷ↸ sℸ ̣ ᔑℸ ̣ ᒷᓭ mᔑ∷╎リᒷ c𝙹∷!¡ᓭ ᔑリ↸ i ∴╎ꖎꖎ ⚍ᓭᒷ ╎ℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ╎ℸ ̣ ᓭ ⎓⚍ꖎꖎ ᒷ ̇/ℸ ̣ ᒷリℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ∴╎!¡ᒷ ||𝙹⚍∷ ᒲ╎ᓭᒷ∷ᔑʖꖎᒷ ᔑᓭᓭ 𝙹⎓⎓ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⎓ᔑᓵᒷ 𝙹⎓ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ᓵ𝙹リℸ ̣ ╎リᒷリℸ ̣ , ||𝙹⚍ ꖎ╎ℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ꖎᒷ ᓭ⍑╎ℸ ̣. I⎓ 𝙹リꖎ|| ||𝙹⚍ ᓵ𝙹⚍ꖎ↸ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ꖌリ𝙹∴リ ∴⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ⚍リ⍑𝙹ꖎ|| ∷ᒷℸ ̣ ∷╎ʖ⚍ℸ ̣ ╎𝙹リ ||𝙹⚍∷ ꖎ╎ℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ꖎᒷ "ᓵꖎᒷ⍊ᒷ∷" ᓵ𝙹ᒲᒲᒷリℸ ̣ ∴ᔑᓭ ᔑʖ𝙹⚍ℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ʖ∷╎リ⊣ ↸𝙹∴リ ⚍!¡𝙹リ ||𝙹⚍, ᒲᔑ||ʖᒷ ||𝙹⚍ ∴𝙹⚍ꖎ↸ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ⍑ᒷꖎ↸ ||𝙹⚍∷ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ╎リ⊣ ℸ ̣ 𝙹リ⊣⚍ᒷ. B⚍ℸ ̣ ||𝙹⚍ ᓵ𝙹⚍ꖎ↸リ'ℸ ̣ , ||𝙹⚍ ↸╎↸リ'ℸ ̣ , ᔑリ↸ リ𝙹∴ ||𝙹⚍'∷ᒷ !¡ᔑ||╎リ⊣ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ !¡∷╎ᓵᒷ, ||𝙹⚍ ⊣𝙹↸↸ᔑᒲリ ╎↸╎𝙹ℸ ̣. I ∴╎ꖎꖎ ᓭ⍑╎ℸ ̣ ⎓⚍∷|| ᔑꖎꖎ 𝙹⍊ᒷ∷ ||𝙹⚍ ᔑリ↸ ||𝙹⚍ ∴╎ꖎꖎ ↸∷𝙹∴リ ╎リ ╎ℸ ̣. Y𝙹⚍'∷ᒷ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ╎リ⊣ ↸ᒷᔑ↸, ꖌ╎↸↸𝙹.

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