The commitie of Gaben is now in session!

From pans to portals,
it's all with Gabe,
1,2 no not 3,
that is the life
in Gaben we trust...

And somewhere in between, he created Left 4 Dead, Left 4 Dead 2, Half life, Half life 2, Portal, Portal 2, Team fortress, Team fortress 2, Dota, Dota 2. But no 3... Because 3 is a sin!

And on the last day the great lord Gaben was pleased...so he created the steam sales in order to remind us of his love for all by discounting great games and making us spend money

On the first day the great lord Gaben created the Valve, and the steam.