were ppl who r crazy with portals console XD

if you r reading this, then welcome!
all ya need to have for the club is:
knowing how to make g-mod 9.0.4 work with team fortress 2, have portal first slice, or portal
full version [NO TORRENT PPL EITHER! U WILL BE BANNED FROM GROUP!] yes i have 50000 ideas to get a game, but torrenting is NUMBER 0 so its my last resort, and no i dont own bit torrent nor will i send any 2 u with xfire!
back to the requierments;
TF2 [only game i allow u to have via torrent ONLY 1!] [only one ya wont get banned 4 too btw :P] and finnaly, half life 2,
half life uplink [what can i say, im mostly broke
:(...OK FINE! I WILL TORRENT! I CANT TAKE NOT CHUNCKING A TURRENT AT glados's FACE!
[im shure we all want 2 XD] well, if u read this, ur not a bot, and promise not to spam, ur in!
WELCOME IN NEW RECRUIT [recruit[s] name[s] here]