KingAssRipper, HairyNGross23, Gluttonous Slob, Gassy Glutton, HairyNGross313, The Slob Gorges, The Manimal...

Whatever you want to call The King, one thing is certain, he's ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hungry and loves rippin' to let the world know it! Come join us as we bask in The King's Raunchy Farts

8 bacon cheese burgers slopped in ♥♥♥♥♥♥ grease, cheese, and bacon, and six ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ corn dogs, all drenched in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mayonnaise and smashin it with some beer.. Awhhhh yeahh.... awhh... ouhm... time to drench these babies with ♥♥♥♥♥♥ loads of mayonnaiseaw haw haw haw haw.
Number 1, ah, look at that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ baby, drenched.
Number 2, AWWHHH... YEAH... ♥♥♥♥♥♥ use this whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jar of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ mayonnaise.
Awhhh number 3, awhmm.. awhumm..
Number 4.. AWHHH... Dayumm...
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, god dayum, NUMBER 5... AWHUMMMH... OUFF.. ♥♥♥♥♥♥.. Yeah man, just love greasy ass cheese burgers drenched in ♥♥♥♥♥♥ mayonnaise. NUMBER 5, I mean, NUMBER 6, AUHMM... Number ♥♥♥♥♥♥' 7, ♥♥♥♥♥♥... dayumm... and Number 8 for the finale burger, haw haw haw haw haw, AYUUMMH.. loads of ♥♥♥♥♥♥' fattening ass mayonnaise for my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gut you're about to see me glutton out on.. there goes almost a whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥ jar of mayonnaise! look at that! got to save some for my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ corn dogs.. ayummph... greasy ass cheese burgers drenched in ♥♥♥♥♥♥ mayonnaise, ahh man, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ drenched these babies in ♥♥♥♥♥♥ mayonnaise, almost a whole jar.