There might be a slight pattern of on occasion eating ♥♥♥♥ with only Deagles for an entire match

and then being reported for hacking. true story.

Mexico 'cause the name's Juan Diego, meng.


The Current Arsenal:

"Heartbeat", Crimson Web (Minimal Wear) [StatTrak] - Trading

Hand Cannon (Minimal Wear) - Gift from Fidelias

Pilot (Minimal Wear) - Trading ~ (Currently On Loan)



Wishlist of 1DeagWonders Yet to Come

"Land of the Blind", Hypnotic (Factory New) [StatTrak] - 110% ring coverage pattern



Former Weapons of War:

Conspiracy (Factory New) - [In] Marketplace [Out] Marketplace

Urban DDPat (Minimal Wear) - [In] Vanguard Mission Drop [Out] Trading

Cobalt Disruption (Factory New) - [In] Trade Up Contract [Out] Trading

"Elucidate", Heirloom (Field Tested) [StatTrak] - [In] Marketplace [Out] Marketplace

Meteorite (Factory New) - [In] Marketplace [Out] Marketplace

"Breathe", Hypnotic (Factory New) [In] Marketplace [Out] Gift to a friend


Lists in chronological order. Stupid hopes in order of priority.