Today, as all the leaders of Denmark gathered for a large press conference and a public meeting, an estranged man looking like he had been drinking stagggered up to the front of the crowd. He had a large bulge in his trench coat pocket which turned out to be a pistol which he pulled out and shot at the PM. No doubt he was paid by one of the other partie's members to get revenge on their loss in the elections. The royal guard tackled this man, then cuffed him and sent him to the nearest prison for questioning and to later next week have his trial.


~Christian IX, King of Denmark