Welcome, Crusader.

https://youtu.be/Ky2UP5j_pK8

http://imgur.com/r/trebuchetmemes/5g71CtJ

Are you a real Crusader?
Well technically, nah
Have you ever caught a heretic?
Like a, like a real super Saracen?
Nah
Have you ever used a trebuchet?
Nah nah
Alright, I can see that I will have to teach you how to be Crusaders!

DEUS VULT
We're the First Crusade
DEUS VULT
We're the First Crusade

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in conquering
This is going down in history
If you wanna reclaim the Holy Land
You have to chase an enemy Saracen

Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
Shh
NO DON'T BESIEGE CONSTANTINOPLE

What are you doing?
We're the First Crusade
DEUS VULT
We're the First Crusade
We're the First Crusade

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
THROW IT AT HIM NOT AT ANTIOCH
Ugh let's try something else

Now here's the deal, watch and learn
He'll slip and fall just like Jerusalem!
Ha ha ha ha
YOU EMBARRASS THE POPE

DEUS VULT
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Non-No-bis-Do-mi-ne
We're the First Crusade
DEUS VULT
De-us-Vult-A-ve-Ma-ri-a
Non-No-bis-Do-mi-ne
For Jerusalem!

We will take Jerusalem!
DEUS VULT
DEUS VULT
De-us-Vult-A-ve-Ma-ri-a
Non-No-bis-Do-mi-ne
We're the First Crusade
DEUS VULT
De-us-Vult-A-ve-Ma-ri-a
Non-No-bis-Do-mi-ne
We're the First Crusade
We're the First Crusade
We're the First Crusade
DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT

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