For all your Anal needs

Most notedly known by others as a "cult", Analbrotherz is actually a group that is for people that love two things: Magikarp and anal. Although it is possible to join the cause by only loving one of these things, it helps further integrate our members when they love both. Anyone is allowed to join our group, free of charge. However, we do accept donations in the forms of either teeth, cucumbers, bead necklaces, snapchats, or pictures of Matthew McConaughey. You are free to browse around if you'd like, or to add some discussions to our cause, but don't say "I hate anal" or you will be asked to leave. Stay strong, puppers.

Background: Founded on March 3rd, 1963, The Anal Brotherz™ has been a universally known group. It was founded by Sir Jake Serna IV on the Pacific Coast. The idea was thought of once Jake Serna IV realized the two things he could never give up were sweet desserts and anal, and he wanted to capitalize on the situation. Later in August 1963 he met a man by the name of Brandon Dale Roberts III who decided he was meant to be The Anal Brotherz' Vice Prezident. He too loved the idea and was excited to join such a great opportunity. In the next couple years Jake and Brandon were off to a great start, with new members joining on the regular. Corey, Brandon's brother, saw what the group did to his brother, and oh boy he wanted in. Corey joined on August 17th, 1965 and became Treasurer. Things were booming for the group. About a year later, on September 11th, 1966, conjoined twins Christian and Kyle Mullen became Publicist and Journalist, respectively.
To this day all 5 original members are still in the group, but collectively decided to let their sons run in their places. Jake Serna IV married his 5 year girlfriend. Brandon Roberts III married his elementary school crush, Corey hit and quit his internet girlfriend after she came to visit, and Kyle and Christian realized they could reproduce asexually so they did so. The 5 group leaders decided to name all their kids after themselves, without the numbers afterward. As a result, Jake Serna, Brandon Dale Roberts, Corey Roberts, Kyle Mullen, and Christian Mullen were the new heir to the group. They currently lead MagiKAPPAs™ and take great care of what has been passed down onto them.

Honorary Member Awards:
•December 12th, 1984 - [JoeLegion] - sang "Me, Myself, & I" at the National Anal Brotherz Ceremony of 1984
•December 13th, 1989 - [Taylor Swift] - first female member to join
•March 3rd, 1991 - [Seth Skuthix] - award of distinction
•June 3rd, 1993 - [Kelvin] - bodyguard to local event and took a bullet for president Jake Serna
•November 11th, 1996 - [Kirstin KMAK] - set fire to "Anal Brothers™", a knockoff group that rivaled us for a few years
•January 1st, 2004 - [Avril Lavigne] - donated thousands of pictures of Matthew McConaughey
•July 1st, 2016 - [All of the new members] - contributing to a great and noble cause


Discord Group - MagiKAPPAs[discord.gg]