What you'll need:

[1/2 tablespoon of garlic powder]

[1 tablespoon of dried parsley]

[1 pound loaf of Italian bread cut into 1/2 inch slices]

[8 ounces of packaged shredded mozzarella cheese]

Now to get cooking!

1) Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).

2) In a small saucepan over medium heat, melt butter and mix with garlic powder and dried parsley.

3) Place Italian bread on a medium baking sheet. Using a basting brush, brush generously with the butter mixture.

4) Bake in the preheated oven approximately 10 minutes, until lightly toasted. Remove from heat.

5) Sprinkle with mozzarella cheese and any remaining butter mixture.

6) Return to oven approximately 5 minutes, or until cheese is melted and bread is lightly browned.

And just like that, you have an absolutely delicious serving of Garlic Bread that'll make even the most ferocious of Xen wildlife tame!

Hey y'all, hope you've all had a very merry Christmas. This is a little late, however there are 3 hours left of Christmas so please hear me out.

This is the best recipe i've ever tried; there are no flaws in it. Let's get crackin'!

First, you'll need some ingredients. Here are the ingredients you'll need:

-1/8 cup of chopped and dried cherries

-1/8 cup of chopped and dried mango

-1/4 cup of dried cranberries

-1/4 cup of dried currants

-2 tablespoons of chopped candied citron

-1/4 cup of dark rum

-1/2 cup of butter

-1/4 cup of packed brown sugar

-1 egg

-1/2 cup of all-purpose flower

-1/8 teaspoon of baking soda

-1/4 teaspoon of salt

-1/4 teaspoon of ground cinnamon

-1/4 cup of unsulfured molasses

-2 tablespoons of milk

-1/4 cup of chopped pecans

-1/4 cup of dark rum, divided

-10 cups of mercury

-5 sticks of plutonium

-1 full standard-sized industrial bucket of liquid nitrogen

-1 liter of industrial-strength pesticide

-13 grams of rat poison

-3 teaspoons of bleach

Let's get to the directions, shall we?

First, crack up the sticks of plutonium into bite-size pieces. Don't make them too small, however, but make sure each of your sticks are in 8 pieces each at the minimum.

Next, put in your pieces of plutonium in a frying pan and cook it at medium heat for 10 minutes. Be sure not to overcook them!

Next, put the mercury into a large pot and heat it up at max heat for 7 hours - mercury has a ridiculously high boiling point, after all.

After the mercury begins boiling, throw all of your plutonium chunks, bleach, rat poison, and pesticide into it, and stir for 30 minutes. If you don't notice a change after 30 minutes of stirring, that's okay - plutonium has a much higher boiling point! What you want to do is to just warm it up.

Next, pour your mercury and plutonium abomination erm i mean concoction into the bucket of liquid nitrogen, put the lid on the bucket, and shake it for 15 minutes. Afterwards, place it in the freezer and let it sit overnight. The next morning, take it out and it's finished!

Now here's the most important step of the entire recipe: throw away all of the other ingredients, and attempt to chug the entire bucket in one go, because if you're going to consume something utterly disgusting anyway, you might as well look cool while doing it.

Merry Christmas, y'all!

-froot

step 1
1st make cheese sauce

4Tb butter melted then add
4Tb flour then add
2 cups milk and cook till thick

then add about 8oz cheeze whiz
(you can use microwave but have to go in 20 sec increments to not burn)

step 2

crumble 8 crackers on bottom of casserole dish and add half of the sauce, half of the peas, almonds, asparagus & crackers then add the last half of the sauce, peas and asparagus. then add more crackers & almonds to top. bake 350 degrees about 30 min

other ingredients needed
about 1 small bag sliced almonds
1 can asparagus
1 14oz can of peas

i personally double the crackers, peas and cheese and its amazing. you can also use green beans or broccoli instead of asparagus