You may now do whatever you want here, in accordance to the rules in place of course.

Uh -- ! *sound of a Molotov cocktail impacting against a window*

This is Lewin, newscaster at the newly set up Great Union radio station!

Anarchy reigns free in the streets of the Great Union! In a shocking turn of -- *sound of a car crashing and subsequently exploding* -- uh, shocking turn of events, half the ruling Cabinet of the nation has been murdered by a new faction known as the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

Executive Evoxrus has apparently fled the country, as neither the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nor what is left of the incumbent Great Union leadership know his location or status.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! *-- sound of gunshots --*

I, uh... It is confirmed that what is left of the Great Union's security forces has been utterly decimated by the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Civilians and military run amock in the streets, but we are unable to get a full picture of the situation.

There have been -- been confirmed snapshots of the unfolding disaster. The national flag of the Great Union has been burnt, I repeat burnt, and replaced several times. Bloody battles are currently being fought by multiple unidentified factions over WHAT is supposed to be on the flag. Currently, it seems that the Pokepornographers have taken over, judging from current emblems being passed out.

General Discussion Street has turned into an orgy of unimaginable proportions. One of the new leadership has apparently opened a "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Booth"? Confirmed, it is indeed a "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Booth". Thousands are filling the streets, and threads are being torn down and rebuilt simultaneously. No one knows how long the bloody revolution will continue.

What authorities I have been able to contact either don't give a damn about the situation, are busy having their ♥♥♥♥'s sucked, or are convinced that this group is at its life end. I have no actual opinion to give on the matter, but --

*sound of wood breaking*

NO! Get back! Give me back my pants, I --


*BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*







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