Table of nerds

Public Service Reminder:

If someone in a random game invites you into a random red portal, please remember there is more than likely a cow king on the other end. You will lose all your items and then regret that you are alive. If you fall for this classic scam, please remember that uninstall is always an option. If this is not an option, please try booze, sometime it helps.


Helpful reminder from the victims of the portal!