We will subdue humans and take over the surface world!

-All squid underlings must have <SGU> on their name!
-You must also speak with squidly manners, (using squid anywhere you squidding can)
-You can use squid phrases if you are unsure with squidly manners
An example is
"Are you squidding me?"
-You talk about shrimp
-You substitute profanity with squid words.
Examples are
"Shut the squid up!"
"What the squid are you talking about?"
"You're a piece of squid!"
-You should try to come up with clever wordplay
An example is
"Ex-squid-site"
-Respect other squid underlings!
-ALL HAIL SQUIDGIRL