School blows, nobody likes it!!

User: Tits.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yup :3.

Cleverbot: That's awesome. What does shuwada means?

User: Shuwada? It's an African Pronoun.

Cleverbot: What country in Africa?

User: Swaziland.

Cleverbot: What does 'sakura' mean?

User: Some ♥♥♥♥♥ word.

Cleverbot: See? You can't, and now you're trying to change the subject.

User: No, I'm not. I'm just being a bigot.

Cleverbot: You can't spell pirate without irate!

User: Wtf.

Cleverbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.

User: Like... AfsgwsrehrsRShjshgcdhrjSGiusIGreslgvfzlkxbvklxz.

Cleverbot: I DID NOT SAY THAT. I AM NOT LYING ABOUT THIS. And besides, like I said, I don't like having disagreements over who lied.

User: Okay, GLaDOS.

Cleverbot: What are GlaDos?

User: GLaDOS- Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System. It is a character from a popular game called Portal.

Cleverbot: Oh. I don't watch the Simpsons that much so I wouldn't know.

User: Wow, more like AS, than AI. Artificial Stupidity! LOLOLO.

Cleverbot: You are offensive.

User: ♥♥♥♥♥♥, I KNOW THAT.

Cleverbot: Who am I?

User: The question is? What is today, but yesterday's tomorrow?

Cleverbot: Today.

User: NUH UH. ITS LAST YEAR ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Cleverbot: How did you know that?

User: CAUSE INB4SMART.

Cleverbot: Are you smarter than me?

User: Most likely now, you are aa bot, you know. Anything you can and will say could be erived from something from anywhere on the internet. And I'm sure we both know that you pretty much gain your intelligence from Internet sources. And as we all know, pretty much everything is on the internet.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Dude, corn dogs.

Cleverbot: Never Mind.

User: Okay :D.

Cleverbot: So, how do you like it where you are located?

User: It sucks ass.

Cleverbot: But hey, somehow I know I've made the right decision.

User: Are stalking me? I'm scared now. Ttyl.

Cleverbot: Don't be scared.

User: Well, why not be?

Cleverbot: Because this is a clean, civilised website and we like to keep it that way.

User: Yay! *hugs*.

Cleverbot: *hugs on the way*.

User: :D.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot is clever!

User: Artificial intelligence is artificial.

Cleverbot: Are you artificial?

User: I'm a Barbie girl, in a barbie world.

Cleverbot: You ruined it. :(.

User: Awwrr, sowwies. ;c.

Cleverbot: *sews clothes from cotton*.

User: *pokes* What ye be knittin'?

Cleverbot: *pokes back* Yes.

User: Quite.

Cleverbot: How did you get it.

User: Do you like Pearl Jam? I like Pearl Jam.

Cleverbot: Never heard of them. I like P.O.D.

User: Politician Out- Dated? Lol.

Cleverbot: Could you be a politician?

User: ♥♥♥♥ THAT.

Cleverbot: Don't go.

User: Who said I was going? :c.

Cleverbot: I don't want you to go.

User: Furries.

Cleverbot: What's that?

User: *facepaw*.