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Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.

Are you African? Because you're a frican babe.

Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got some nice buns!

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper!

Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.

If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.

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dream 10 sierpnia 2017 o 16:43

Are you a you swiss cheese? because your holes are fantastic.

76561198396131725 4 sierpnia 2017 o 19:02

Are you a cactus because i'd let you poke me 24/7

dream 27 lipca 2017 o 3:56

Are you a dream? Cause I love having you in my bed.

Nizzl 26 lipca 2017 o 8:50

Are you a ♥♥♥♥♥♥? Bcus i wana burn you on a white pole

ANGELINDISGUISE333 23 lipca 2017 o 7:36

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76561198396131725 23 lipca 2017 o 6:50

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night andw atch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

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