Because the internet is serious business.

Due to the recent uprising of fascist regimes hidden behind the reassuring and innocent guise of cartoon ponies, our kind has been beaten down, berated by high schoolers, and told to hide our true nature. Well, we say NO MORE! We proudly stand up and say "Yes, I watch a grown man play videogames from his basement on a friday night!" With a spirit of new determination, we shall stike down those who would opress us, and take to the streets! For the internet truly is serious business, ladies and gentlemen. And when your rights to advertise a stream where a dude talks about ♥♥♥♥♥ while playing video games are taken from you, your very soul is stripped away.