Sauceolium; Incredibly rare and volitile metal byproduct of Australium when used as a reactant to other (secret) chemicals.

Welcome to my religion, let me tell you out the door that if you don't like believing in giant flying spaghetti monsters, you'll love this. By performing only the most "trustworthy" research, I can admit to the powers of Sauceolium and its intended purpose.

Firstly, this is not actually a religious gathering, cult or the likes. This is a joke group where all I do is shitpost, meme and collect large amounts of friends past, present and future. What needs to be known is that nothing here should ever be taken seriously unless otherwise mentioned. Secondly, you are here of your own will. If at any point you wish to leave, you may, there is no moral obligation.

Now with all that out of the way, Sauceolium in itself is a highly radioactive manmade element that is the combination of gold, silver, copper, bronze, tin, aluminium, australium, moustachium and a chemical compound of Sauce's own creation referred to as "Seed Sauce."

Seed sauce acts similar to a diamond seed, under the right conditions it can create unrefined Sauceolium, and to be refined it then undergoes exposure to heats well above ten thousand degrees Celsius, then gets cooled by liquid helium until solid. During the heating process it loses a lot of its radioactive nature, but must be combined with the blood of the intended user during the cooling stage.

The standard processing of Sauceolium can easily take anywhere up to a year. The process lays somewhere between alchemy and actual scientific endeavour.

If for any reason you wish to give me a friend invite from this group, please feel free.