PARTY HARD. PARTY FOREVER

BEHOLD, THE TENETS OF THE PARTY PATROL

1) THOU SHALT PARTY HARD, AND PARTY FOREVER

2) THOU SHALT BE COOL TO ALL WHO ART COOL

3) THOU SHALT NOT DOG THY BOYS, EVEN WHEN THY BOYS BE INFACT A GENDER OTHER THAN BOYS

4) HAMMER SQUAD IS ALWAYS DEPLOYED

5) THOU SHALT PUNISH THE WICKED, OR AT LEAST BE A SLIGHT INCONVENIENCE TO THE WICKED

6) THOU SHALT AID THE MEEK, UNLESS THOU HAST BETTER THINGS TO DO

7) THOU SHALT HEED THE WISDOM OF THE ORIGINAL FOUR

8) THOU SHALT ALWAYS KISS THY FATHER SQUARE UPON HIS LIPS

9) THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT THEFT OF GOODS WITHIN GAME FROM THY PARTY BRETHREN. NOT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ COOL BRO

10) THOU SHALT SEEK ALWAYS THE GREATEST OF TIMES AND THE GREATEST OF MIRTH