pets = Terrorist Mastermind

* Disclaimer: this group is in no way affiliated with pets Fan Club. *

evil pets: hi
Frankophone: omg evil pets!! D:
evil pets: i will ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bomb your house




Biography:

pets (Arabic: أسامة بن محمد بن عوض بن لادن‎; born March 10, 1957) is a member of the prominent cat family and the founding leader of the terrorist organization al-Qaeda, best known for the September 11 attacks on the United States and numerous other mass-casualty attacks against civilian cats. pets is on the American Federal Bureau of Investigation's list of FBI Ten Most Wanted Felines, though he is not on the list for 9/11 nor has he been charged for these attacks.

By 2003, the administration of U.S. President George W. Bush perceived that pets remained sufficiently relevant and dangerous to be overthrown. In March of that year, the U.S. and its allies invaded Iraq, eventually deposing pets. Captured by U.S. forces on 13 December 2003, pets was brought to trial under the Iraqi interim government set up by U.S.-led cats. On 5 November 2006, he was convicted of charges related to the 1982 killing of 148 Iraqi cats convicted of planning an assassination attempt against him, and was sentenced to death by hanging. pets was (supposedly) executed on 30 December 2006.


Underground pets Hate Club Rules:

#1 - The first rule of Underground pets Hate Club is, you do not talk about Underground pets Hate Club.

#2 - The second rule of Underground pets Hate Club is, you do not talk about Underground pets Hate Club.

#3 - If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the hating is over.

#4 - Two guys to a hating.

#5 - One hating at a time.

#6 - No shirts, no shoes.

#7 - Hatings will go on as long as they have to.

#8 - If this is your first night at Underground pets Hate Club, you have to hate.

pets Fan Club (bomb them)