Nicolas Cage is our one true savior

We do not tolerate the belittling of other worshippers. Whether they choose to Praise Nicolas Cage, Do it for the Damon, or Worship the Fonzie, they are loved by Nicolas Cage. We welcome questioning followers who are unsure about their current religion or believe in multiple Gods.


Greatest Nicolas Cage quotes
-I'm like a prickily pear, I'm a prickily pear
-Step away from the bike!
-I guess I was a little horny
-You got snake eyes!
-Of course! Another plant!
-Whadda say we cut the chit chat, A HOLE!
-How'd it get burned? How'd it get burned? How'd it get burned how's it get burned?!
-Killing me wont bring back your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ honey!
-NO NOT THE BEES!
-Hey wheres that chocolate cake?
-I was saving it because I got nausiated from that precooked mini-mall rotisery chicken
-Have you ever been dragged to the corner and beaten until you PISS BLOOD!
-You just put, it in, the right file!
-I never misspell anything! Not once, not one time!
-I couldn't think of a worse job, and you have to do it, or I'll fire you!
-I'd like to take his face, off.
-I WANT THAT CAKE!
-Am I getting through to you ALBA!
-How in the name of ZEUZ'S BUTTHOLE, Did you get out of your cell
-TOO LATE TOO LATE TOO LATE
-Whats in the bag? A shark or something?
-What are these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ iguanas doing on my coffee table?
-You want some of this?!

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