NICHOLAS CAGE IS LIFE. NICHOLAS CAGE IS FORGIVENESS. NICHOLAS CAGE IS DEATH.

Church of Cage, congreates here everyday of the week, to bask in the glory of all things Cage, and all things that begin with the great enCagement.

THE enCAGEMENT:

A summoning was wrought upon the church's leader.
He had a vision; a vision of a united world, under the glory of all things Cage.
Today, we celebrate such an occurence.

An excerpt from the book of Cage:
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WM V1-3: "Not the bees, they're in my eyes. My eyes."

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30. tammikuuta 2016 - punished_dan | 2 kommenttia

he has a nice picture of him

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MERRY CHRISTMAS

24. joulukuuta 2015 - punished_dan | 1 kommenttia

MERRY CHRISTMAS, MY FELLOW BRETHREN-- THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT SWELLS AROUND US AT THIS WONDERFUL TIME OF YEAR! I AM POSTING THIS ANNOUNCEMENT, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AWAITING SANTA CLAUS; THE BASTARD HAS YET TO ARRIVE...

At any rate, be sure to wish your brethren (and sister-ren?) a very, "Merry Christmas," and may his light beam down upon all of you during such a wonderful occasion...!

"The Christmas spirit... You feel it too, don't you?!"
"Such a lust for holiday cheer! WHOOOOO...??"

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Oshinaka Tensei 9.10.2024 klo 13.52

hello from 2024

cojoes 12.12.2021 klo 18.51

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love Nicholas Cage. I urgently want to host a party with you all ASAP where we all wear cardboard Nicholas Cage masks and engage in hot, anonymous Cage-based sex. I want to recite my favourite Cage lines while I am pounded by another Masked Cage man.

Oshinaka Tensei 13.3.2021 klo 16.02

hello from 2021