So hopefully you're all having a buttload of fun this Festivus season, and to pile it on, we're going to try and have a co-op WEEK (well mostly a week), starting tonight (Dec 26th) all the way til Saturday (Dec 28th)!

I've been trying to find several good racing games to play to try to add to the pool besides Sonic and found a couple of good alternates:

Flatout: Ultimate Carnage & Dirt Showdown[www.gamersgate.com] both fit the bill nicely, with some fun party type modes to break up the racing only focus.

Flatout:UC is going for $5 right now on steam, and Dirt Showdown can be had over on GamersGate for $7.50, both well worth the asking price.

Each night will be whatever the hive mind decides, so try and grab them now if you've got a few extra bucks left over from the holiday gifts.

The only rule during these events is that you MUST run Mortus off the road at least once per race.

NO EXCEPTIONS!

Hope everyone gets everything they deserve! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

Now, let the airing or grievances commence!

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Jebus

It had to be done at some point.

16 player co-op? Check.
Serious Difficulty? Check.
200% Enemy Health PER PLAYER? Check.
Infinite Ammo? Check.
Friendly Fire? Check.

Ensuing hilarity? Priceless.

This is going to be redonkulously epic.

This Saturday, 9pm EST, Serious Sam 3, ♥♥♥♥ gets serious yo.

The end of the Ars Co-op Terraria fling anyway. Well, for the time being, since we've effectively played through all the content at this point, with the single remaining exception of the jungle temple, which we'll be gang banging tonight. I also expect a threepeat of the "All hardmode bosses at once" at some point this evening. Likely as soon as we unleash the golem in the jungle temple.

Don't worry if you don't have any gear, or you're a complete noob, I promise you, we've got you covered.

If nothing else, you should drop by to partake of the Jebus People Murder, Mover, & Ressurection Transport System (JMMRTS - patent pending) which now traverses the entire map! Just remember, it's not technically you anymore that comes out on the other side. It's actually a copy of you. You die the moment the teleporter spins up.

See you tonight!

Come join us this Saturday for some spelunking shenanigens while we play Yakkity-Sax and open up the hardmode Can-O-Whoopass on Necklessone's Terraria server (click me!).

Featured events:

- dumping molten lava over someone'e head by mistake while they're down a narrow shaft
- dumping molten lava over someone'e head on purpose while they're down a narrow shaft
- blowing a hole under the ocean, over someone's head while they're down a narrow shaft
- summoning Cthulhu at home base while no one's paying attention
- summoning Skeletron Prime and aggroing him all the way to home base while giggling in TS as people ask "Why are you laughing?"
- marvel at the penis clouds
- aggroing all of Hell back up to home base
- cutting of ropes and building an unexpected floor in suddenly suspiciously dark elevator shafts
- running past everyone in home base with a massive aggro pile on your butt and only saying one word in TS: "run"
- and more!

You know you want it baby.