I Believe...

Friends, Steamers, people of the world. Our governments hide many things from us: aliens, monsters, the location of the secret island which elvis and Princess Diana live on. The list is endless with the Pseudo-crap that our nations hide from us. But no more.

Now I make my stand and say: I believe.

Because of all the lies about aliens and monsters that our rulers keep secret they hide this one the greatest: unicorns.

We see media coverage on aliens and the Yeti and investigations into abuse of Chinese children slave labourers. But NOT unicorns.

Among other things, such as campaigning for better Unicorn well-being, finding a cure for unicorn AIDs and the withdrawal of NATO forces from Unicornistan, i simply campaign for the truth.

This is a call to all Unicorn believers that you are not alone in this world! That you shouldn't listen to the abusive comments of "non-believers", and be proud of your belief in unicorns, and that they are out there roaming the earth farting rainbows, that YOU know the truth.

And be part of a group that gives you the community of people who slowly question their dwindling sanity and overall mental health.

So don't ♥♥♥♥ on the media sack of "Unicorns don't exist". Stand up, speak out, question. But above all else, believe.

Focker out!