We propose to target Fascist pigs in the accident and injury compensation industry.
Go ahead, comrades. Trace the cold callers back to their computer-algorithm controlled epicentre.
A WORLD SOCIALIST REVOLUTION MUST START FROM THE LOWEST HUMAN BEINGS (who we still consider equal, never forget) AND THEY WILL SEE THE TRUE PATH OF WORLD SOCIALISM WITHOUT THE PETTY BORDERS THAT PREVENT THE UNIFICATION OF THE COMMON MAN!!!

With compassion and inclusion of all of the common workers,
Your comrades, masterminds of the WORLD SOCIALIST REVOLUTION.

DINNER PLATES are the newest ememy of the people. It is difficult to tell a sub-par dinner plate from a quality one but we know there are more sub-par plates than quality ones. Therefore we propose that all plates are purged from existence so that they may never be used by the forces of oppression ever again.

Kind regards,
From your comrades and brothers in equality.

Self explanatory. Fascists are clear enemies of the common man. Shooting a Fascist is usually the most thorough way to render them useless to the forces of oppression.

So, anyway, it's time for a WORLD SOCIALIST REVOLUTION. It's time to get pillaging, rioting, and generally just pulling down the Fascists in everywhere apart from Russia (there are no Fascists in Russia).
Have a most glorious dawn of a new world order!

Kind regards,
Your comrades.

We are filling up nicely. GOOD!
Now we need MORE MEMBERS. NOW!