The end is coming in 1012 and i beleive it. I mean hey, its myans and they are always right, weve had a couple close calls in the past with the world ending, but those were just stupid people messing with us. But no the mayans are out to tell of us our doom, i say get ready

The king of yesterday announced that tomorrow wil never come and he is banning the day after tommorrow, he sounds pissed so I wouldnt reckon with him. Also keep a look out for sharks as they might try to bite your head off, just a heads up...

Yesterday kansas and nebraska opted to eat balloons for an easter sunday picnic on the moon where monkeys love to flop around when the big happy tree started to make its rounds and kill all purple pink patties.