>Shrek buys a bagel, and eats it like any other person would do with food

> Shrek is Love: The Penis Army

> Shrek Eats Swamp Crap

> Shrek loves Donkey like a friend

> Shrek Eats Glass

> Shrek Puts His Dick in the Sex Machine

> Shrek Becomes an Admin on Trollpasta Wiki

> Shrek makes love to his wife

> Shrek Masturbates Seven Times

> Shrek masturbates a 8th time

> Shrek becomes a VCROC in the CPW wiki and vandalizes the wiki

> Shrek becomes the guitarist for Nine Inch Nails

> Shrek The Sperm Farmer

> Shrek quits Nine Inch Nails, to join Guns N Roses

> Shrek leaves Guns N Roses, to rejoin Nine Inch Nails

> Shrek doesn't eat an Onion

> Shrek vs Godzilla

> Shrek vs. Sonic

> Shrek Eats Shit While Taking A Bath

> Shrek is nice to the villagers

> Shrek Eats His Dick

> Shrek eats Donkey's waffles

> Shrek Goes Back in Time to 9/11

> Shrek is the cause of 9/11

> Shrek Forgets to Update Da List

> Shrek makes a sock, "Donkey Is Love"

> Shrek Dresses Up as Wario

> Mario kicks Shrek's ass in a sports game

> Shrek likes Xbox One

> Shrek kicks Reggie in The Balls

> Shrek likes bathes

> Shrek rapes Shreky

> Shrek eats Oderyus, but spits him out

> Oderyus is disgusted, so he shoots Shrek

> Shrek says "Hotbullz 4 admin"

> Shrek goes to YouTube

> Shrek finds AVGN

> Shrek gets happy

> Shrek screams POWER GLOVE everywhere.

> Shrek finds an angry review of Shrek: The Game

> Shrek is sad

> Shrek starts taking anti-depressants

> Shrek is angry

> Shrek kills James Rolfe

> Shrek goes to jail.

> Shrek ties his blankets together

> Shrek makes a rope blanket

> Shrek ties his neck on the rope

> Shrek chokes

> Shrek dies

> Shrek Passes SOPA

> Everyone stones Shrek

> Shrek gets high

> Shrek farts

> Shrek goes in an elevator

> Shrek farts again

> Shrek kills 39 people

> Shrek is caught by the CDC

> Shrek is tested on

> Shrek drinks love potions

> Shrek farts a lot

> Shrek makes love to a Peach

> Shrek then dies of love potion poisoning

> Donkey learns necromancy

> Donkey ressurects Shrek


> Shrek farts in Donkey's face

> Shrek is Love: The FINAL FINAL Fuck

> Donkey dies

> Shrek jizzes on Donkey

> Shrek pours gasoline on Donkey

> Shrek lights a cig

> Shrek throws the cig on Donkey

> Donkey burns

> Donkey is now a pile of steaming donkey shit

> Shrek sniffs at his corpse

> Shrek finds a smurf

> Shrek Eats His Asschecks

> Shrek has blue balls

> Shrek goes to World 1-1

> Shrek goes to world -1

> Shrek lost all 99 lives

> Shrek teleports to the end room

> Shrek doesn't find peach

> Shrek finds Princess Potato

> Shrek rapes the toad next to her

> Shrek throws a fireball on her face

> Shrek finds a starman

> Shrek makes other people shit their pants

> Shrek kills Ke$ha

> Shrek kills Justin Bieber

> Shrek kills Jack Black

> Shrek kills Jack Bauer

> Shrek kills Jonah Bex

> Shrek kills people with the initials J.B.

> Shrek kills James Bond

> Shrek speaks to God

> Shrek is banished to Half-Life

> Shrek meets Gordon Freeman

> Shrek fucks G-Man

> Shrek fucks the ALEINS

> Shrek fucks GLaDOS

> Shrek rescues humanity

> Shrek becomes The Hulk

> GLaDOS makes Shrek her slave

> Shrek kills turrets

> Shrek becomes the Iron-Hulk-Man-Thingy

> Shrek challenges Morgan Freeman to a duel

> Shrek wins

> Shrek is stabbed by Xenu from the back

> Shrek falls to another universe

> Shrek is on a castle

> Shrek finds King Arthur

> Shrek is knighted

> Shrek is now Sir. Shrek

> Shrek runs

> Shrek finds Marty and Doc

> Shrek rapes Marty and Doc

> Shrek goes Back To The Future

> Shrek is a cowboy-knight-iron-hulk-man-thingy

> Shrek finds a squaw

> Shrek goes to a saloon

> Ogre me to a duel, I ogre you!

> Shrek then shoots the fucktard

> Shrek eats his flesh

> Shrek goes back to the future-rer

> Shrek finds the Ultra SuperWiiStation 3603DS

> Shrek buys a million games for Ultra SuperWiiStation 3603DS

> Shrek goes to the past

> Shrek gives the video games

> Shrek is a god

> Shrek eats onions for free now

>Shrek sticks his tounge on a dick

>Shrek gets raped

>Shrek cuts off his dick and sticks it in his asshole

>Shrek masturbates furiously

>Shrek dies