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MONDAY, OCTOBER 20, 2014

It is confirmed that our beloved (questionable) leader, Megahaosguy, has Ebola. He appears to be alright; however, it will take two to three extra delicate wash cycles to cleanse him of the virus.

Local Palestinian man, Edward Balls was distraught when he heard the news: "I never thought this could happen to me. Today was the first day I have gone to school without Megahaosguy preparing me a roast beef & provolone cheese sandwich on rye bread for lunch. It's extremely saddening."

This incident comes months after the heart-warming departure of our fellow brother Lucas, who is now serving in the great war against bloodthirsty herbivores.

- Megaprem Times