We're not bad, we're lacklustre!

Alright, first you'll need Hamachi. Google it. Get the first version, the one that doesn't require a licence.

Then, turn it on, and make an account thing, or whatever it is.

After that, click Join Network, and enter LacklustreCrew for the adress, and ♥♥♥♥♥ for the password. Alright, now that that is done, start Terraria.

Go to multiplayer, and enter the corrosponding infomation:
I.P. Adress - 5.142.158.118
Port - 7777
Password - ♥♥♥♥♥

Alright, now you can enter. And if you break a hole in the roof as you spawn, I'll
murder you.

Enjoy....