Dumb As A Blog:

The pop culture landscape is swarming with zombies. Yeesh.

At first, this craze of the walking corpses didn't seem dangerous. There were only a few zombie projects, and they were easy to avoid.

But little by little, these projects increased their numbers, absorbed your friends and loved ones into their ranks of fans, and now you can't walk into a mall, movie theater, or bookstore without being overrun with moaning corpses.

We're kidding, of course. There are no bookstores anymore.