For an undying dedication to online gaming that includes stupidly spending hundreds of dollars on new PC hardware that he doesn't need for no other reason than "why not?"

The online streaming service Netflix® has been awarded Player of the Week. With a steadfast determination to reduce the captial value of the company by over 8 billion dollars in less than two months, the management of Netflix® has shown the type of business prowess and decision making skills normally reserved for banking industry execs and a few middle eastern dictators who dared challenge the United States military. That kind of moxy should never go unrewarded.

Because we have to give it to somebody, Serious earns the heralded Player of the Week honors. His continued dedication to beating his children for crimes they have yet to commit, continually getting lost in every game, and showing up more than once per month, Serious is the ultimate Japanese Water Monkey.

For his committment to the team in the 22 minutes he has been a member, he is thus awarded the distinction "Player of the Week" and will receive a $20 gift certificate to Bennigan's, plus a pledge from his fellow members not to make fun of his lisp.