It's like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a bacon and egg sandwich

What word starts with 'F'? Fast.
What other word starts with 'F'? Fun.
Fast and Fun. And ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. They all rhyme, and they all start with 'F'.
And we're doing 'em!

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Facts About Ducks

28. september 2013 - Pepsi Max Sponsorship Man | 2 kommentarer

- 90% of All duck sex is rape.
- Male ducks have corkscrew penises as long as their bodies.
- Female ducks have counter-corkscrew vaginas to combat this raping.
- Female Duck Vaginas also have 8 Fake vaginas to try and trick the Duck Penis if it tries to rape her.
- Duck Penis just plain tastes awful. It's prbably better when they're not alive.

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Jessica is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ at video games

13. juni 2013 - Pepsi Max Sponsorship Man | 0 kommentarer

She's just awful. If you ever see her in a game be sure to remind her of this fact.

TO CLARIFY: Her steam name is "JessicaTaylor". I will provide updates if she ever changes her name so that we can continue to understand how ♥♥♥♥ she is.

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