We are Team Waifu, Ohaio Gosimus!

"It is with a heavy heart that I have to tell you this", said West, as he struggled to hold back tears. "Last night, mai waifu, Kazami Yuka, made it painfully clear to me that she sees me as more of a friend than a lover." After sobbing uncontrollably for three or four minutes, the self-described "anime connoisseur" went on to tell startled viewers that he had "no idea that such a thing was even possible." "How on earth did I manage to get friendzoned by an imaginary Japanese character?!", shouted an angry West, as the tears continued to stream down his face. "How did I not see this coming!?"

As news of the friendzoning began to spread across the Internet, many commentators were quick to register their fear that other waifus around the world would follow suit. "This is like some kind of nightmare", stated one anonymous poster on 4chan's popular anime board. "Not only do we have to put up with the friendzoning crap that organic women put us through - Now there's a good chance that our own waifus will subject us to the exact same pain and heart ache!"