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PAUL IS GOD
PAUL IS GOD
PAUL IS GOD
PAUL IS GOD
PAUL IS GOD
PAUL IS GOD
PAUL IS GOD
PAUL IS GOD
PAUL IS GOD
PAUL IS GOD

Obese people shall not wear hooters shirts.
Obese people shall not eat McDonalds.
Obese people shall be segregated in not fair and not equal facilities.
Obese people shall be named Oscar and Gapman.
Obese people do not have the right to eat dessert.
Obese people shall also be labeled as homosexuals.
Obese people shall be put into solitary confinement upon 20 years of age.
Obese people shall not play ♥♥♥♥ of Duty: Modern Cockfest 2.
Obese people shall not have hot pockets.

We, the council of Hybrid Theory, unanimously agree to all the written statements above. No statements may be revoked by any popular or electoral vote. However, further amendments will be added if necessary.

Note: The only obese person that these statements apply to is the fatass Oscar.

Ramon, get off of Assassin's Creed II and start playing some Dorf Fortress.