Hey fegs, wanna party?

On a Friday afternoon Mr.Derp (Psst..thats me) was casually walking when he came across, a Frog Le Derp said "Wowy thats pretty cool" Im just like its pretty normal seeing one of these guys y'know, well I got close (Being a good Turtle to help a Frog that can grow into a strong Dart Boi!) I picked my little buddy up well what do chu know! l stumbled upon a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Bullfrog well noticing my car was just a few feet away I wanted to set this little alien species down before anything happens well before I can set him down.. We made eye contact I can hear the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ song Hello by Lionel Richie just play in the background, next thing you know little ♥♥♥♥♥♥ clamps down on my thumb it was something so quick I didnt even react in time I just stared at him and then just shouted out loud ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ saying some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I dont even remember what the hell I said all I know it sounded like a satanic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ritual, I could feel the neighbors staring, saying something like "What the hell is the matter with this dude he's flipping out and gripping his wrist in the middle of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ side walk" So I grabbed that spotted little turd and just yanked him right off my thumb.
Out of anger I threw the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ on the ground and just stared at him breathing heavily glancing at my thumb I swear for some reason if this was back then I would AOL instant message this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and just spam for hours, But I didnt I stepped on him.

The End :D