Spread your Ballz with pride and purpose!

The Hai Mai Ball Zitch Society is an elite and exclusive organization that prides itself on its rigorous and somewhat eccentric selection process. After navigating a labyrinth of challenges including a self-introduction video, a series of quirky tests, and a comprehensive essay, new members earn the prestigious title of "Ball Zitcher." This is not merely an accolade, but a serious commitment to serve as a Ball Zitcher for friends, family, and the community. With headquarters in the heart of San Francisco, the Society has made its mark, even catching the eye of local media. As new members join the ranks, they are encouraged to embrace their new role and spread their Ballz with pride and purpose.

Sincerely,
Hai Mai Ball Zitch
2299 Post St. Suite 207, San Francisco, CA 94115
Phone: (415) 530-5335 | Fax: (415) 530-5336

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